Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.