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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Who drowns?

The boat.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Ba Dum Jokes More Ba Dum Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS