Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.