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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Ba Dum Jokes More Ba Dum Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS