Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Ba Dum Jokes More Ba Dum Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss