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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.