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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy