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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Fun Guy Jokes More Fun Guy Jokes

Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy