Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.
Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
I'll post the punchline later.
They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.
Their peckers are on their heads.
Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..
They might be cheetahs!
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
A coup.