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Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

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Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.