Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
Howdy Arabia
Because, she really stands out on the street.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
Holy
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
Start shouting Jehovah.
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