What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys