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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

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Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.