What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Which was the cowboy?

None - because they were all redskins.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"