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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"