What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.