What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

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What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.