What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

Because they would all surrender.

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"