Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.