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Looks like we got a tail.
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
