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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.