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IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
With a track-tor!
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
The KFC Drive-thru line.
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
