April Sale - 20% Off

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Previous Random Joke Next
Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.