What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

What's the opposite of critical thinking?

Critical theory.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.