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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

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What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola