What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: