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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

What's the opposite of evening?

Unevening.

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What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What followed the dinosaur?

It's tail!