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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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What do you call a hard working midget?

A little elbow grease just thought of this one

What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

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What's the opposite of condescending?

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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball