What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.

R Jokes More R Jokes

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!