Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think??)
Their sausages are the wurst.
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
Ctrl + C
Might I conjure Ya
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har