Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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How does a sea urchin search the internet?

Sea urchingine

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

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Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls