Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls