Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.