What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

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Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!