What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

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Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

Where does a beaver priest live?

In a God Dam House!

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

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What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!