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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

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What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.