What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

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How do you get the drummer off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.