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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool