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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.