What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.