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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

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An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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A StayGosaurus

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What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.