What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

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Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.