What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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Try two pairs of stilts!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

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What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.