How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.