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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.