April Sale - 20% Off

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Previous Random Joke Next

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.