How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there