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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

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What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture