What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.