What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!