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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.