What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!