What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!