What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!