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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

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What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

J.pegs

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Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!