What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.