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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.