What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet