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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty