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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base