What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.