What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs