What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.