Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A yardvark!

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.