Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Previous Random Joke Next

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.