Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic