Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.