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Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.