What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.