What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.