What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!