They can't guard their towers.
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A guard and hoes.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
A sentrypede.
No one knows, it's never been done before
Surprise subtext.
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
Guard: He went through the entrance.
To prevent further breakouts.
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
Hoe, hoe, hoe.
He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.
Because when they dance they make it rain.
The plot for Wall-E
Because they can't protect their towers
Because they are missing two towers.
So they can prevent breakouts.
Because you C4 of them exploding every day
Because "Kindle" was taken.
I'd prefer if you included tigress
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
Mac in cheese
He had a bad experience with Windows