What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."