What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

An airbroosh

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.