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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Punk Jokes More Punk Jokes

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.