Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.