Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster.

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.