He was safety-pinned to the chicken.
Henopause
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Because it was the chickens day off.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
A brick-layer!
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
