Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.