Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo