Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.