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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.