Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!