Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.