Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

What is a cat's favorite vacation spot?

Maui.