What do cows wear when they're vacation...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?