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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.