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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.