Hawaii Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

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How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.