Hawaii Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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You have to drop the bomb twice.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

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What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

Deleted

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