Hawaii Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Why do cows moo?

Because their horns don't work.

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

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How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.