Hawaii Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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Where's that?

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What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

Deleted

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

Resort Jokes More Resort Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Falcon Jokes More Falcon Jokes

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!!

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage?

A gristly bear.

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!