Hawaii Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

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Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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Aloha Snackbar!

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Aloha Snackbar

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Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.

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What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?