Hawaii Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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Resort Jokes More Resort Jokes

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Transgend People Jokes More Transgend People Jokes

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Muslim Terrorist Jokes More Muslim Terrorist Jokes

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

Deleted

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!