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Muslim Man Jokes

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

Resort Jokes More Resort Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

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What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Harambae Jokes More Harambae Jokes

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.