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Muslim Man Jokes

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Aloha Snackbar Jokes More Aloha Snackbar Jokes

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Harambae Jokes More Harambae Jokes

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine