Muslim Man Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

Napkin.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!