What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan