What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Colby Jack's.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.