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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

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Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...