Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.