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Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel