Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself