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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Admire Jokes More Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself