Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

April Sale

Your Age Is Only Math

$5.99

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

You might also enjoy:

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

George Michael Jokes More George Michael Jokes

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?