Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Admirer Jokes More Admirer Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Which letter has the best bum?

Big Rs

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

Letter G (lethargy)

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Wrestler Jokes More Wrestler Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte