Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which operetta makes the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Admirer Jokes More Admirer Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors