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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

How do you get to the front page of reddit?

Lack of originality

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Collection Jokes More Collection Jokes

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Wrestler Jokes More Wrestler Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!