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How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.