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How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied