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How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself