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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-