Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.