Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.