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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.