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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!