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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.