Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-