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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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You are under arrest.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!