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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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What's the difference?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!