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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

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Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

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What's the difference?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!