I regret nutting!!!
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
DU-WHY!
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."
When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "
Ask them if they play league.
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
The police found it easier than arresting her.
Because he got there before the hare.
Cashew.
Cashews.
A tyre (attire)
A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
You con-du-it!!!
