Regret Jokes

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.