Regret Jokes

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time