Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.