Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.