Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

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What do black people drive?

House prices down

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.