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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?