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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge