There's already a clock on the stove
Two wives.
His wife and kids
People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!
The panoptijohn
Reebark
The pro-lease department
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
So they won't run out of time
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.