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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.