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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove