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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.