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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?