What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

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What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here.

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.