What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.