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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.