What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How many were left?

Nine!

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!