Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!