Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.