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Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands