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Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands