How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

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How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.