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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale