How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife.

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.