How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.