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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.