How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.