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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.