How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

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None.

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

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