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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.