What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.