What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball