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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy