What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.