A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
It was a bad habit.
She was taking god's name in vein.
Because Chernobyl fall out
She had mittens on.
This is not a drill!
She was having contractions.
They slide down the banana-ster!
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
A condescending con descending.
Because he was Snowden.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
