What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".