How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What gives a gorilla good taste?

Four years in an Ivy League school!

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Blonde Busy Jokes More Blonde Busy Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.