How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

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How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator