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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Blonde Busy Jokes More Blonde Busy Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator