How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Blonde Busy Jokes More Blonde Busy Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator