How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.