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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

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How recognize a blonde's computer?

There is correction fluid on screen.

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen