Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.