Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.