Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 medics?

Paramedics

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!