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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.