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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.