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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

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What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.