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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

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Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!