What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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What is the difference between a baby and a Mars bar?

About 500 calories.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What has 5 eyes?

Invisibility

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris