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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush