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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

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What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

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Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.