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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What's a cats favorite song?

3 blind mice

What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women