How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.