Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Ballerina Jokes More Ballerina Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.