Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.