Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!