What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

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What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.