What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue