What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!