What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!