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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!