What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

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When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.