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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.