What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

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What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.