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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!