What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.