What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.