How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc