How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."