How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What's Up Doc?

By Howie Dewin

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.